Saturday, October 11, 2008

oh me, oh my

Alex: let's play this. «I slaps weili with a large smelly tuna fish
Me: I DON'T WANT TUNA. I WANT A WHALE.
Alex: Can't. i dun haf a whale
Me: Tsk. THEN DON'T SLAP ME.

HAHA. SO GAY :D
His english sucks.
What, I slaps weili.
HAHA, gay

In Chemistry, He turned water to wine.
In Biology, He was born without the normal conception.
In Physics, He disproved the Law of Gravity when He ascended into Heaven.
In Economics, He disproved the Law of Diminishing Return by feeding 5000 men with two fishes and five loaves of bread.
In Medicine, He cured the sick and the blind without administering a single dose of drugs.
In History, He is the beginning and the end.
In government, He said He shall be called Wondeful Counsellor, Prince of Peace.
In religion, He said no one comes to the Father except through Him.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him Master.
He had no degree, yet they called Him Teacher.
He had no medicines, yet they called Him Healer.
He had no army, yet kings feared Him.
He won no military battles, yet conquered the world.
He did nothing wrong, yet they crucified Him.
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today.

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